Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Memoirs # 1

Having reached this grand old age and having lived such a colourful life, I am consumed by the lure of chronicling my existence for the ages. I know this will be a challenge - like taming a raging beast into edible chunks. But even the most furiously insane of cattle must be herded into the abattoir. 

And so here it will begin...In no chronological order, in small context-free snippets...

Memoirs #1

As I youth I set The Jabberwocky to music.

Friday, 12 November 2010

JIMMY MCNULTY IN HONORARY DEGREE SHOCK

Tearaway hellraiser and 'natural fucking poh-leece' Detective James "Jimmy" McNulty was today awarded an honorary bachelor of arts degree in Debauchery and Shamelessness Studies, or (BA)DASS for short.
"What the fuck did I do?" Mr.McNulty declared on receiving his scroll, apparently unaware of his own notoriety.


Re-Up: 14 whiskys later and McNulty grabs onto the nearest woman at the post-grad bash 

When asked how he would celebrate the honour, Mr. McNulty said he was going for 'a taste' with a portly policeman friend, and that we should not expect him back for several days.


Saturday, 26 June 2010

Some Maths

Wikipedia + Curiousity = Plot spoiler fail

I accidently read about the fate of a key character in The Sopranos.
Now I've just done it again with The Wire.
It's just too easy done.
SHhhhheeeeeeeeiiiiiIIIIITTTT.

Saturday, 18 July 2009

embroiled in a blog embargo

My computer full on broke. After nearly 3 years of loyal service(barring a period during Winter 07 where it was on loan at Featherstone Rovers)we have parted company.
THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH. The appearance of this screen every time the machine starts up has led me to believe that the beautiful dream is over. The only real solace being the above title. Though having said that the more i look at it and say it, the more it sounds like trying to take a dump on a humid canal boat. Maybe it's because blog sounds a bit like 'bog'. And also 'log' as well come to think of it, though thats a bit of tasteless image. Though the whole idea of having a shit on a sweaty ship is an entirely tasteless image. But you don't really taste images anyway, you look at them. Look, observe, analyse. You could lick photos i guess, that could be a thing. Maybe taste a bit chemically. I wouldn't know, i've never done it. I never been on a plane either, but then again going on a plane is an all together more rational human experience. Talking of human experience I went to the bank today to consolidate my accounts and after an hour and twenty minutes i left with three extraneous new ones. How about them England eh? Cricket etc. blah blah blah. I'm going to label this post with scooters, holidays AND autumn. And there ain't nothing you can do about it.

Yeah my laptop died so I may never make another meaningful post ever again.

Sunday, 5 July 2009

ominous



A nonsense poem set to some ominous Cabaret Voltaire-esque noises. It's not a video so don't watch it waiting for something to happen because nothing will. I just don't know any other way of just uploading audio.