Tearaway hellraiser and 'natural fucking poh-leece' Detective James "Jimmy" McNulty was today awarded an honorary bachelor of arts degree in Debauchery and Shamelessness Studies, or (BA)DASS for short.
"What the fuck did I do?" Mr.McNulty declared on receiving his scroll, apparently unaware of his own notoriety.
Re-Up: 14 whiskys later and McNulty grabs onto the nearest woman at the post-grad bash
When asked how he would celebrate the honour, Mr. McNulty said he was going for 'a taste' with a portly policeman friend, and that we should not expect him back for several days.
"What the fuck did I do?" Mr.McNulty declared on receiving his scroll, apparently unaware of his own notoriety.
Re-Up: 14 whiskys later and McNulty grabs onto the nearest woman at the post-grad bash When asked how he would celebrate the honour, Mr. McNulty said he was going for 'a taste' with a portly policeman friend, and that we should not expect him back for several days.
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ReplyDeleteDominic West made the joke before me! There's no way I could prove it but I only read this after. I knew it wasn't that original....
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