Wednesday 9 March 2011

Radiohead announce nationwide Lidl tour dates

Radiohead have today announced dates for their forthcoming 'Lidl by Lidl' tour, with the band set to make appearances at every Lidl in England.

The tour, named after 'The King of Limbs' number (which apparently concerns a randy Thom Yorke "trying it on" with checkout girls), will commence on 15th May starting at Oxford's Lidl Superstore, the opening ceremony of which Yorke himself presided over last year.

"It'll be great to be back in Oxford, at the Lidl Superstore" the singer said today. "I've been a lifelong supporter of the chain. I mean, where else can you get a 2 kilo bag of beef mince for one pound? That's an offer you can't pass up - and I say that as a devout and militant vegetarian".

Johnny Greenwood was unavailable for comment, but it was clear from his body language that he was in reight mard about the whole thing.

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