Memoirs # 1

Having reached this grand old age and having lived such a colourful life, I am consumed by the lure of chronicling my existence for the ages. I know this will be a challenge - like taming a raging beast into edible chunks. But even the most furiously insane of cattle must be herded into the abattoir. 

And so here it will begin...In no chronological order, in small context-free snippets...

Memoirs #1

As I youth I set The Jabberwocky to music.

JIMMY MCNULTY IN HONORARY DEGREE SHOCK

Tearaway hellraiser and 'natural fucking poh-leece' Detective James "Jimmy" McNulty was today awarded an honorary bachelor of arts degree in Debauchery and Shamelessness Studies, or (BA)DASS for short.
"What the fuck did I do?" Mr.McNulty declared on receiving his scroll, apparently unaware of his own notoriety.

Re-Up: 14 whiskys later and McNulty grabs onto the nearest woman at the post-grad bash 

When asked how he would celebrate the honour, Mr. McNulty said he was going for 'a taste' with a portly policeman friend, and that we should not expect him back for several days.